At the risk of being swept up in their enormous vortex of suck, let’s talk about Speidi for a moment.
I think it’s at least partly possible that they’re really elaborate performance artists. I have an incredibly hard time believing that these people actually exist in objective reality as we see them through the lens of paparazzi photos or the hyper-edited Hills. How can they possibly?
And their latest stunt just makes me believe it all the more – Heidi’s no nipples, no vajayjay Playboy spread. They’ve been seen around town flashing the issue to anyone that will look, and I’m seriously glad to be distracted from it by the gorgeous LAI Python Pamela Tote in these photos. Whether or not Speidi is real, their bags continue to be fantastic.
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